Oh Why Oh No

I can't take it anymore!

Vows, Schmows

I have been depressed of late: even Ms. Langtry can have the blues overwhelm her outrage and joie de vivre.

However, I am filled with new zeal today! What could be more totebaggy that the Vows Section of the New York Times? Veiled Conceit, I salute you!

Holy Fucking Totebagger, Batman!

If Leonard Lopate drops his caramel latté from Starbucks in the woods, does it make a sound?

Aspiring Totebagger Du Jour

Truly, truly, a voice for our "Times."